1. Abstract
Uglycoin is a decentralised, trustless, permissionless, and largely pointless value-transfer protocol. We were going to write more here but the deadline was yesterday.
2. The Problem
Existing coins look too nice. This creates unrealistic expectations. Uglycoin solves this by looking exactly as bad as your portfolio feels.
3. Our Solution
A blockchain. We are not going to explain which one. It is very fast and also possibly a spreadsheet named final_FINAL_v2.xlsx.
4. Technical Architecture
blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain blockchain (this continues for 400 more words in the PDF version which does not exist).
5. Governance
Every proposal is voted on by the CEO. The CEO is a dog. All proposals pass if you hold a snack near the screen.
6. Conclusion
In conclusion, we ran out of time. Please assume the rest of this document says something impressive about scalability.
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